KINGS DESTROY - None More
War Crime Recordings
You're from Brooklyn. We played with a band from Jersey at St. Vitus bar the other night and they called us hipster douche-bags. Man what douche-bags they were. You're from Brooklyn. Yes our music is co-opted from various sources including 90's indie rock. You're from Brooklyn. Yeah this EP is boring although it's short compared to our past boring efforts. You're from Brooklyn. Staten Island is thankful that they don't have a community of losers like you invading their borough. You're from Brooklyn. The critics who like you are also losers. You're from Brooklyn. You probably hate the YANKEES. You're from Brooklyn. We live in a loft apartment above a Jamaican/Greek fusion restaurant. You're from Brooklyn. A family of Puertos moved out before us, the place still smells like Spanish rice, damm that gentrification. You're from Brooklyn. I left college to follow my dream as a food truck cook. You're from Brooklyn. We put out our release on cassette because we're cool. You're from Brooklyn. According to Pitchfork that whole black metal thing is played out so we decided to be a doom band. You're from Brooklyn. We had an African American Uber driver the other night. I love diversity but he over charged us for having to lug our equipment. Damm that's doom. You're from Brooklyn. Goodbye hipsters.
Rating: 0/5
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