Wednesday, August 20, 2008

BELPHEGOR - Bondage Goat Zombie CD Review


BELPHEGOR - Bondage Goat Zombie CD
Nuclear Blast Records

Hail Chaos! Hail Satan! Hail BELPHEGOR! When it comes to Extreme Metal bands who blur the line between Black and Death, no one does it better than BELPHEGOR. There's nothing like blasting their past stuff on unsuspecting victims. Now we have this opus of primitive violence, their seventh studio release, to continue the torture. What's great about this new release is how BELPHEGOR stuck to the basics which is to blast out brutal hatemonger fury. And on this CD they've placed nine tracks that'll pack funeral homes with the dead bodies of wet shit, butt pissin, pussies who just couldn't handle it.

BELPHEGOR waste no fuckin time as the opening title cut slams you in the jaw like a vicious upper cut. The whole song is just a blast beat to the head. "Stigma Diabolicum" is Blackened Fuckin Thrash to turn a slam pit of spiked gauntlet wearing nutbags into a slaughterhouse. By the way, I play these two songs every day now after I get home from work to calm me down. Yeah sometimes my job pisses me off. But be that as it may, songs like "Armageddon's Raid" and "Sexdictator Lucifer" are comforting to people like me who believe hate pays the bills and there's a little left over at the end of the month. "Shred for Sathan" (don't you mean Satan?) is just a blast of fun in an ultra sick way. I can see how some anti-hate nerd scribes in certain Metal magazines might be turned off by the violent themes. Well tough fuckin shit but here's a bone. "Chronicles of Crime" hearkens back to NILE's good ole' days of Tech Death Metal. So for all of you out there who will automatically hate this. Please suck Satan's tail because his dick is so fucking big, it'll cause blood to flow out your nose. Do it while "Der Rutenmarsch" is playing. It's Blackened Death Metal at it's fuckin best and a perfect way to end this CD.

By now you've probably figured out that I'm a huge fan of BELPHEGOR. They are one of the many bands I like who are the epitome of Extreme Metal. Their music fuels my sanity in a world where alot of people tend to flock to shrinks for drugs to calm them down. Fuck that bullshit! I see this release as a step above their last one. A heightened aggression of brutality that works for anyone who needs a fucking release through great intense music. So hey if you've had a bad day or are angry to the point of pissed off motherfucker? Don't reach for the pills or the gun. Just put this CD on and let BELPHEGOR take your worries away.

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